[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting you".
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (no but I've wanted too)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (I tripped over the bush...)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (the K.I.S.S. peeps can)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I was just about too!)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (In my head)
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. ( I never trip)
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (the most recent was today)

TOTAL: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (It took me five reruns to get it though)
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Im lazy XD)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Its happens allot)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I have a very poor memory, this also happens allot)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 4

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally... (NEVER EATING PISTACHIOS AGAIN)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (er..sleeping, its 1:35 on a school day)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (yeah but then I had gym class so I changed)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Usually its for a pencil though)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word “um” is used frequently. ( I tricked myself out of it)
[x] You don’t know what “um” means ("um" means one in portuguese )
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (My memory is so bad... TToTT)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 6

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.